Random Pictures

My first "Belizean" meal. It only took me 9 hours to cook the beans but everyone said it was delicious.
I did it, Im sorry. I had McDonalds. And Im even more sorry to say, it was delicious and just as unsatisfying as I would have expected

In my next life, I want to be either a spider monkey, a flying squirrel, or an ant. The former two are easy to see why, but an ant may strike you as odd. They are amazing creatures and I have a lot of time to sit and watch them. I was sweeping this day when I saw a huge line of ants and decided to investigate what they were doing. They were carrying out a dead catepillar and a beetle. Who needs to sweep when these little guys will do all the work for you? They are an inpiration to all those hard workers around the world. Do Better!


Need I say more? This is what is wrong with organized religion.

Yes it is, yes it is
Check this house out! This is not just on the horizon, its literally in the middle of the ocean all by itself. What a life. Im assuming they have a boat. I have no idea how else they'd get there.

Peace Corps salary wasnt cutting it, so I opened my own shop. Or someone did for me. When I asked for the Kevin discount, they didnt think I was funny or serious.

There are some amazing things about Mexico. This is one of them.
What else could a girl ever ask for? An entire aisle of Mexican beer, tequila and tampons. This is why she is the meatball to my spaghetti.

There are no words for this. I cant explain it, I dont want to. Greg (the former vegan) doesnt get it either.
This is a 70 year old woman walking in Belize City. The shirt reads, "It's not a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a sex machine." Fight on lady, fight on.
"That's my boat" - Forrest Gump
Thirsty? I got just the thing! WAATA! Much better than Water. Close to what they drink in Jersey: wooder.

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