Hummingbird Highway Mile 25

The view from Em's house
I was lucky enough to spend the weekend with my good friend Emily in her village of Hummingbird Highway Community. I went because I had the Yoga Mala to go to which was close to Belmopan on Saturday. Instead of going back to Yo Creek only to return 36 hours later, I decided to go spend a few nights in a new place and check out all that HHC had to offer.
I met Emily in Belmopan and we were lucky enough to get a ride to her village from one of the yoga instructors that ran an organic farm on Mile 21 of the Hummingbird Highway. Emily lives on mile 25 and unlike many villages that are more of a neighborhood kind of setup, this is strictly along the highway. Houses usually don’t go back more than 100 feet from the road and the village stretches for miles along the highway. Hence the Hummingbird Highway community name.
This place is covered with jungle and is considered in the valley. Belize is one of those places where anyone can grow anything but this place might be more of a paradise for anyone that cant grow things back home. Its so green and lush for as far as the eye can see.
We began my visit with a walk along the road. The reason? To let people talk. They are going to do it anyway, so instead of hanging out in her house, we might as well walk along the road and let everyone get a gander at the white bwai that Ms. Emily just brought home. She knew everyone in the village, but most of them wouldn’t recognize her other than her name. I was told later this was because I was there and people were nervous. Men wouldn’t even speak to her. I guess I was the great white hope that had come to steal away their only chance of marrying the white gyal.
After walking about 10 minutes in one direction, we agreed that it was enough because it was much of the same for miles on end. She showed me the church and the computer lab that she helps to run. The shed, which is a make shift bus stop, where her women’s group sells BBQ on the weekends. Simple life, nothing too crazy. Just like any other town. Not so much.
Before long, the characters of the village began to show themselves. Pedro is her right hand man. He lives across the street and is more progressive than most Belizeans that I have met. He believes in things like social friends regardless of gender and how it is not wrong to leave the village for something better if the opportunity comes. His wife is an amazing cook so we made the agreement to come back for dinner and then have a few drinks afterward.
Before leaving, I was fortunate enough to have Mike Scott pay us a visit. He is the white man who lives up on the hill with a massive house and has WOOFers stay at his organic farm. He invited us the next day for banana bread and coffee. After the 2 minutes of conversation, there was no way we could turn down this invitation.
We went back to Em’s house and had a beer while talking about what I had seen thus far. While sitting there, we had a neighbor of hers from a Mennonite family bring us fry jacks for no particular reason. They were delicious and it was only slight awkward to be caught drinking a beer by a Mennonite child.
Upon walking back across the street to Pedro’s house for dinner, I noticed that church seemed like it was about to begin. I asked if she went and she said no, but no one else does either. They only stand around outside and look in. We walked past and sure enough, there were about 3 people inside of a building that would easily hold 50 and then about 10 people were congregating outside the main door and the windows talking. I always believe that showing up is half the effort but maybe here it’s all you need. Emily says she constantly gets asked why she doesn’t go to church when she knows that they didn’t go either. They may have been present, but being there and being in the church are two entirely different things that her friends didn’t seem to understand.
Dinner at Pedro’s was amazing. Some of the best rice and beans I’ve had in this country so far. Pedro was busy putting on music and was inquiring into our music tastes. This is a normal occurrence here but this was a bit more animated. At one point he stopped looking through his CDs and asked, “You like Elton John? I like him.” Simply writing those words doesn’t show the amount of absolute happiness he had on his face by the sound of the words Elton John. While neither of us would admit to liking Elton John, we also wouldn’t say we dislike him. And so, for the next few hours, we were serenaded by Elton John while Pedro usually covered up all sound with is incessant singing and smiles. He was a happy man.
As you may guess, the ounces of liquid libations began to be consumed and the night was only beginning. It was obvious that music was the most important thing going on and we sat around the tv to listen. Of course, these weren’t just CDs, they were DVDs with music videos. This basically turned into a bout of singing between Pedro, Emily, and I. Some of the highlights were Michael Bolton, TLC, Meatloaf, Mariah Carey, Garth Brooks, and Warren G. I apparently need to start buying these DVDs in town because the whole NOW That’s What I Call Music 184 would rapidly go out of business if anyone from the States got their hands on some of these mixes. Never mind the fact that none of them probably have permission from the artists. Come on, this is Belize.

View from Mike Scott's house
The next morning we went to Mike Scott’s for what would turn into be a great adventure followed by hours and hours of rain. Mike Scott has lived on and off in the hills for about 30 years so he has the respect of those that live around him. He used to live in a small wooden shack that is something Peace Corps would never let us live in if we tried. By living here for 20 years, he has some street cred with the people. He isn’t just some rich white guy living on his money from the States.
He is an organic farmer that is slightly crazy and insanely nice. He invited us into his home for banana bread and coffee (real coffee, not instant Nescafe). After showing us every picture his family has ever taken, he wanted to show us the farm. It’s covered in plants and vegetables of all sorts. He showed us everything we never needed to see and tried to give us at least one of each to take home. Waterfall at Mike Scott's house
He took us to the waterfall next to his house and it was beautiful. He told us of plans to start a bamboo farm along the river and make things out of bamboo. He is about 75 and probably shouldn’t be making the hike down to the river again until there are stairs with a handrail built but you can’t tell him that.
On the way back to his house, he asked us as if he was sure, “You are eating soup tonight right?” What else could we say but yes? He took us to this random tree and started pulling branches off like crazy. He told us they were Meringa Trees and this was one of nature’s miracle plants. He said to boil it and use it as a broth in our soup. We had no idea what we were doing or what to do with all these leaves but what the hell? It wasn’t like he was going to take no for an answer. He even sent me packing with 2 more branches that I could plant in my house so I could make soup from home.
As I have said, we had no idea what we were doing, but we boiled it anyway. We added some garlic, onions, carrots, and other spices and set it to boil. I would have never guessed it , but we created something that was damn tasty. It tastes more like a spinach and was delicious. We prepared some rice and before long, we felt successful. I went from thinking I would throw the branches into the river to packing them in my bag and they are now planted in my back yard.
The only other thing that happened was the cold front. I’m not sure if this was a blessing or a curse. I got cold! It’s true, it probably dropped to maybe 60 degrees and was raining for about 24 hours. I still had only shorts and a t-shirt but it was the first time that I had chills in this country that is so full of night sweats that I had forgotten the sensation. I woke up in one of those cocoons that when you start to move, everything around you is cold and you swear that you’ll never move again. It was amazing.
Despite many efforts by Pedro and Mike Scott, the cold may have been the highlight of my trip to Hummingbird Highway. I left wishing I lived there for awhile. She had all that I wanted in terms of how people responded to her. Everyone smiled when they saw her, people brought her food all the time. She was welcome in everyone’s home. It was great. But then again, she only has about 100 people around her to meet and most of them do nothing but say bad things about her and everyone else as soon as you turn you back to them. I'm sure all these things happen in Yo Creek as well, but my community is probably around 2,300 people where Emily’s is only 100 or so.
I think I will eventually get to that level, it just takes more time. I may have to get out of the house more, walk around more, and venture farther than the school to get the “in” that she has. I may never get to that level, it may have something to do with gender, or that she is in a completely different part of the country with a different culture of people. I may not get there and that is OK. No Peace Corps Belize site is the same, and the more I travel around, the more truth that statement holds. Each is different, each has its own strengths, and each has its own weaknesses. Only time will allow me to find what those are in my own community. Isn't she lovely?

Wish List

I keep getting the emails from many people asking if I need anything from home. While the easy answer is no, I guess there are a few things that if I could have, I would take. It's not that I cant find them here at all, its more that they are either super expensive or I am picky and would prefer something else.
I have been getting so much mail from the most random people that I never expected to hear from and I thank everyone for that.
This will also be placed on the side of the page and I imagine I'll add to it sometimes and take some things away if I dont need them anymore.
*A note to anyone sending things* When you declare for customs, lie about how much it is worth. If it is a tube of tooth paste and it was $3, say it was $1. Starting Feb. 20th I have to start paying 20% and sometimes to get the item. The less it is worth, the better off I am.

So the short list:


  • Old Spice Deodorant invisible solid "aqua reef" scent
  • Crest tooth paste "Vanilla Mint"
  • books you find interesting (but email me first to see if it's down here already)
  • Gold Star Chili
  • cheap coloring books for kids

Thats about all that comes to mind right now. Im sure there is more but most things that I need here I can find in town and can buy for cheaper than it would be to send it.

The address is:

Kevin Frasure, PCV

General Delivery

Orange Walk Town, Belize

Central America

The PCV part is pretty important too, please dont leave it off. It lets the post office that Im a Peace Corps Volunteer and to hold the mail fro me until I come to pick it up.

Ups and Downs of the Housing Market

So as some people know, I was supposed to move into my own house a few weeks ago. Well, that never happened for a few reasons. Instead of going into great detail. I figure I should show you my options that I had in the lovely village of Yo Creek.

This was my first option that I was told about. Never really a true option because it needed so much work but the nice thing about it was it is free. It used to be the old teacher's house at the school in case one of the teachers didn't live in the village and worked late, they could stay here. The only thing nice about this place is the walls. It has 1 room and all the windows and doors would have to be replaced as well as the latrine (outhouse).


This was house #2. It was very nice nice. It was just built and had amazing things in it like tile flooring in the bathroom. Let me not mention again that it had indoor plumbing which is a big decider if you want to go cheap or if you want to live like a king. This is the house that on the way, my counterpart Damian mentioned that we should not pay more than $100bz for this because houses are very cheap in the village and it was pretty small. It also was very close to the next house and had no backyard. The guy wanted $350. Enough said. Story over.

House #3 was just finished as well and had a small living room and 1 bedroom. It had an outdoor shower and a latrine in the back of the yard. This was $100 a month and I would have gone for it had other options not come about. My only draw back was the latrine. I don't mind walking to the toilet, but I drink far too much water to want to do it a few times each night. I'm not in Toledo, I deserve better.

House #4 was the winner. I thought so at least. I had agreed to the owners that I would rent this place for $150 a month and split water/electricity with them each month. I would live in the house on the bottom and the couple would live upstairs. The only problem was there were no screens on the window and in the back (where the walls are not sea foam green) the walls did not go to the ceiling. This is where my bathroom and kitchen would have been. Not the ideal situation with flies and mosquitoes but whatever. I went last Monday to pick up the keys and the guy told me that because they were fixing the screens and the wall that they would have to charge me more. $250 a month. I wanted to cry. I told him I wouldn't do that. He said that he had other people who wanted to rent. We all knew that was a damn lie because no one in the village pays more than $100 unless the house is very nice nice. I left with the key called Damian to tell him I was getting screwed. Again. This was one of my first "what the hell am I doing here?" moments when the only people that seemed to want to help me were the people I work for and everyone else just saw me as a dollar sign. It was especially stressing because I knew Anna and Cody would be here any day and I now had nowhere to put them up.
He told me not to do anything and he would take care of it as soon as he got home. It was much later when he got home but finally he came home and told me he had something figured out for me. Never could I have ever realized how lucky I was.
This is my house that I will move into on Friday. My things are already inside.




It will be $200 a month, which is more than I wanted to pay, but much nicer than I ever expected. It has real windows (not wooden shutters) and tile floors throughout the entire house. It even has a crystal chandelier. There are 3 bedroom. The master bedroom will be locked because that is where the family will store their things. So items like the hot/cold shower, the a/c unit, and the jacuzzi bathtub will not be available to me. shucks. The family is moving to Houston for 3 years to make some money so they can pay for the house that I will be living in. I know, it makes no sense, but I wont ask questions.
I knew the house would be for rent but I never thought in a million years that I could ever afford it. The rumor is that it would be around $700 a month. $200 is a bit less than that especially when you convert it into US dollars. I will have my own room and a guest room. The kitchen is huge, and the family room is so big I don't know what to do with it. I think it will be similar to the house in the movie "Garden State" where the guy has a huge house and no furniture inside of it. I told Christen, the volunteer in OW, that she can use the big room as her yoga studio. I have no other use for it.
So in the end, looking for a house sucked. But it all worked out. It always does. That's how life seems to work, at least for me. And for those of you that say I'm not "roughing it" enough? Who cares? I'm fat, happy, and probably living in the nicest house I'll ever live in. It's not exactly what I signed up for, but I'll take it.

Addiction begins at a Young Age



This is my youngest nephew Jaden at my birthday party. He would only drink Coke and not touch the water that people kept trying to give to him. Start em young as they say, start em young.

While it was funny then, I'm not so sure its still as funny now when you see how many people around here are damn near dependent on soft drinks. I'm sure this is something I will come back to in future posts.

TD at Caye Caulker

This was the sunset from our hostel in Caye Caulker. Tough life.


The hostel we stayed at also had free canoes that we could use at our disposal. We rode around for a bit and took pictures, jumped in the water and pretended like it was vacation and not everyday life. We even found a guy with a parrot on his shoulder. I guess they really do exist. The only thing missing was a peg leg and a hook on one of his hands.




This was our hostel and another picture of the view during the day. The very top room of the room, which we named the "tree house" was our room. It was dirt cheap, had great service, with a view that couldn't be beat.
On the walk back from another place we were looking at for New Years we found this little sign, which was just a small reminder of how far away from home we were. I guess compared to other places, we aren't that far away.
Being only 2 hours away from where I live and relatively cheap to get to, I can see myself hanging out here in Caye Caulker more often. It was amazing to be there with Anna and cant wait to take the next visitors there as well.

7 Chickens, 2 Ducks, and a Croc for sale

It was a lovely Tuesday when Anna & Cody came to visit Yo Creek while on their lovely travels of Latin America when they got to meet our little friend here. While my host mom was making food outside the day before, the noticed there was a small baby crocodile under her feet. Even she was alarmed. My host dad tried to put it in his chicken cage only to realize it had a hole in it and then it was on the loose again.

Luckily the neighbor found it and put a rope around its neck and let it swim in the creek behind his house. Anny and Cody came along just in time. We were going to go to Orange Walk to meet up with others and they asked us if we would like a ride into town. I don't know how to turn a free ride in the back of a truck down, so we agreed and that was that.

What we didn't realize was we were on a mission. Anna, being a woman, was forced to sit up front with my parents. Cody and I were in the back of the truck with our neighbor who doesn't make any sense to me regardless of what language he is speaking. We had 7 chickens, 2 ducks and this croc in the back. The chickens and the ducks were in a cage. The croc was just hanging out in the spare tire rolled up like a puppy would.

We get to town and this is where the fun begins. We go to one of the Chinese shops (they are Taiwanese but you cant tell Belizeans that) and try to sell our items to them. I failed to mention that I had eaten at the restaurant the week before so at least I knew the chickens were fresh if they came from my house. I just didn't know the chickens I watch everyday were my food in other places besides my house.

The store owners loved the idea of buying the chickens and the ducks, but wanted nothing to do with the croc. It wasn't the most mobile croc, but everyone was terrified of it. They were also scared of us because they were all trying to figure out why there were 3 gringos watching a deal like this go down.

The biggest problem was not negotiations, it was language. Usually people speak a variation of either English, Spanish, or Kriol. Any deal can be made using any of the 3, especially in town. However, when dealing with the Taiwanese, they still use their native tongue and don't speak much of any of the 3 main ones. They can all understand numbers so the price was agreed upon for the chickens and ducks, but the problem started with the croc. They clearly didn't want it, but that didn't stop my neighbor. He began saying over and over again "konichiwa konichiwa" which is a greeting in Japanese like "hello." It was obvious the Taiwanese people understood them enough to be confused since it pertained nothing to the deal but they continued to banter on in any language they did know.

They never did buy the croc. My neighbor is still convinced that any other Chinese would buy it though. Maybe next time.

I was just happy that Anna and her friend Cody, whom I had never met, got to see that experience. They were my first visitors to Belize and even came to Yo Creek. They were there when I looked at my house for the first time and had a true Belizean meal of Rice & Beans and Stew Chicken.

Had I had my own house by this point, I probably would have tried to cook the croc after no one else wanted it. It would have been a great house warming dinner for anyone who wanted to come.

Belize Randoms


Seen the movie 2012 yet? Neither has this guy, but he is ready. Make no mistake, regarldess of what it is, he is ready. Rapture, Aliens, The Zombie Apocalypse? No sweat. Sights like these are some of the joys of walking around Cayo. The truck is always running (Im assuming for a fast get away) and his dog is always nicely sitting in the front seat. I wish the words would show up so you can see all the things he has so nicely put on his truck for all to see. Most of his nights are not spent walking quietly on the beach. Instead, he chooses to sit quietly in front of a computer and read up about whatever is that Doomsday people read about. One thing is for sure, if 12/12/2012 does happen, he wont look so out of the ordinary anymore.



I know this is in Spanish, but this is one of the confusing parts of language. Usually you would expect to see Flammable on the side of a gas truck. Or, it could say that the truck would "enflame" itself with fire. But for some reason I think of this as a misspelling or just confusing that languages would mess around with the heads of those that attempt to know both.



I always wondered where people went after the 12-step program to feel at home. Now I know. I remember back in Fort Collins that someone had mentioned they wanted to open a bar under such a name. Well, you still can, but you arent nearly as creative as you thought.


This is what I think: It's supposed to be A-Z but someone messed up. I am probably wrong but then if I was, I wouldnt find it funny. So for that reason, I will laugh at the thought of someone who does not speak English trying to connect with those that do. A and K do sound an awful lot alike. Regardless, I'll stick with my gut on this one.


Guess who's back? Back again, Dave is back, tell your friends. Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back? du du nuh... Im not sure where he went, but Dave is back. Im sure so many people missed him. Who were they supposed to call when they needed a ride to place they could walk to in less than 5 minutes? 1 of the other 100 taxi drivers in the city. Glad you're back Dave, not sure what we would have done without you.





Birthday Celebrations


I got lucky enough to be able to spend a few days away with friends for my birthday and there was no better place to go other than San Ignacio, the first place I called home in Belize. The real reason we went there was because our dear friend Travis just so happens to share the same birthday as myself. He is old as dirt (28) but we were still born on the 28th of November.

I got super excited to find out that there was a frisbee golf course just west of San Ignacio. Had I known about this place during training, I would have been there all the time. The course record was listed at a 26 for 9 holes. On my second round, I shot a 28. Im not that good. It just shows you how many people have played this course that have ever really played the game before. It was great through, nothing like throwing a disc into a jungle or over a Mayan ruin. I even found a disc that was from the Wright Life in Fort Collins. It was like a piece of home.

My birthday present from Travis was a 3 night stay in his luxurious Tia Maria Hotel. Its pretty nice. It comes equipped with really fuzzy cable, A/C, 2 comfy beds, and a hot shower (which I didnt use, of course). Other rooms even have a bathtub, which is a rare find in this country. It is the highest of the high in terms of class. I wouldn't call it the Taj Mahal but its better than the Hi-ett that is down the street.




We had a great time. We met a guy named "Tank." He was a real winner. He was about 250 lbs in the chest alone with another 200 in his neck and head. He was from the UK and was here for oil. His company comes down here and drills for Belize's oil. They are nice though, they only keep 70% for themselves and are generous enough to give 30% back to Belizeans. What a guy! He bought me a Lighthouse Lager for my birthday. I should have been excited and made friends, but instead I remembered how much I despised that beer and my dislike for this gentlemen grew even larger. Who would have thought such bad thoughts could come from giving someone the wrong beer when there are only 3 options?


The day after my birthday I pulled myself together to get on the long bus ride home to Yo Creek. It took about 6 hours in all and I walked into my house ready to pass out immediately after rehydrating.


My family had other plans. I walked into the house and the entire family was waiting for me and began singing Happy Birthday. Like I said in a previous post, that song doesn't last the typical 20 seconds like it does back home. It might take up to 5 minutes depending on how many times they repeat the same verses. They gave me a nice lemon cake with vanilla frosting that I cut up and served to everyone there. Then they gave me a present that consisted of plates and bowls that I will be able to use in my own home. They are truly some amazing people who have already done more for me than I ever would have expected.

These pictures are of me and the 5 grand kids. From left to right they are Zeilani, Abelito, Jaden, Coralis, and Kayshaleen. The next is of me taking the first bite of the cake. They wanted me to bite into the cake before it was cut but I have seen this tradition played out before and I was not about to have my face smashed into the cake. The last picture is of my host mom Anita and I with Coralis stealing icing with her finger. I may have been dead exhausted, but they wouldn't let me go to sleep and I thank them for it. I even found the energy to go to the circus after this. Yes, there was a circus in town. It's the Russian circus traveling through Central America labeled as "el mejor circo de russia." Somehow I don't believe they are all Russian and are more likely from Mexico.

Thanksgiving

Everyone was all worried about me not being able to celebrate Thanksgiving with anyone. Well don’t you worry, Peace Corps has it covered. All it took was 2 days of useless training on Behavior Change Models and we had an excuse to throw a little feast and pig out. The only thing that was missing was cold weather and big parades.

Every sector was responsible for making certain dishes of food. We had the stuffing and luckily we had the famous Coy Thomas on our team. Coy makes any chef in Manhattan look like a chump selling tacos on the corner in Orange Walk. He made 4 different kinds of stuffing including some kind of apply and sweet potato vegetarian stuffing. Delicious.

Our new temporary Country Director Bryan Dwyer started us off with some Walt Whitman that blew our minds and made us want to cry like Bryan always does. I'm convinced the man has a zen garden in his yard that he tends to each and every second he is not doing the 4 jobs that he has taken over at Peace Corps since I have arrived.

I successfully got down 3 plates of food before my brain kicked in to tell me I was making a mistake. I didn't care, I still had dessert. Then the coma set in. I never fell asleep like I usually would on a typical Thanksgiving while watching the Lions get killed, but I did get pretty close.
In case you haven't noticed, I have a camera. Thanks to Cody Wells, who I know doesn't read this, but figure a shout out wouldn't hurt either way.

1st Annual Mustache Bash

A long time ago in the land of training to become a PCV, a wise man named Greg thought it would be a great idea to raise money for local charities in Belize. He found a program called "mustaches for kids" that has a blog and tries to get as many people as possible to grow a mustache. It was too easy not to do it and I figured I had nothing better to do so I might as well give it a shot.

There is just one small catch: I cant grow facial hair.

I tried as hard as I could. The idea was that you were supposed to shave clean on October 26th and then grow like a bearded woman until Thanksgiving. I even cheated. When I was supposed to shave, I decided against it and stretched my mustache to almost 7 weeks before Thanksgiving. Surely, I would have had a presentable stache by then. Clearly, I was wrong.
At the first annual Stache Bash there were 6 competitors. They had made the awards of "Best Stache," "Most Pathetic Stache," " Richest Stache," "Cheapest Stache," "Most Half-assed Stache," and "Most Enthusiastic Stache."

But instead of just getting together and giving away awards, we decided we needed to make some competition out of the whole deal. We decided there would be 3 events. Stength, Absorption, and Desirability.

Strength was decided by attaching a binder clip to 1 single hair of the stache that was connected to a cup. Caps of water would be added to the cup until the cup fell to the ground. However many capfuls you held would be your number. Highest number won. Sounds easy right? It was until you realize that the hair on your upper lip is about to be ripped out. No big deal, we are men, and this is what men do.

Absorption was tested by dipping a stache into a cup of water and then transferring it to another cup. 5 dunks each. Whoever had the most water in the transfer cup wins.
Desirability was tested by a panel of 5 lovely ladies who decided from who they just love to take a mustache ride on.

Needless to say, I got last in all competitions and came home with the "Most Pathetic Stache" award. I take pride in looking like an idiot. Most people actually had mustaches, I had a few hairs that would have looked better if I drew them on. Any junior high kid going to a school dance shaves their upper lip more than me. Someday I'll be a real man, that someday just isn't today.


Before "absorption"


"Strength" test. I got 3 cups


Greg Casaletto everyone, what a sexy human being.



Here I am... Rock you like a Peter Kane!!! This is our champion for "Best Stache." He looked great. I think he grew more in the first day than I did in 7 weeks.

Monopolies in Belize

I have always complained about things like Belikin Beer since arriving to Belize but until now, I only complained. It wasn't until now that it really truly effected me. Now the monopoly that is Belize is getting out of hand. Let's start with the big ones.

  • Bowen & Bowen- These guys make every drink known to humankind in Belize. If you buy a Coke, a Fanta, a Beer, a bottled water... It came from Bowen & Bowen. They make a killing on everything and due to the high tariffs and taxes on all imports, they basically get to set their price on everything and no one has a chance to argue.
  • Centaurus- This is the cable/internet company. With a country of only 300,000 people, I can understand how there is really only a need for one of these. But for the sake of competition, I think there should be at least be two. The problem with this company is they charge Belizeans $40 a month ($20usd) to receive about 120 channels. That's great! Until you realize they don't pay for it anyway. There are about 4 Belize channels that are made here and they pay for. All the other channels are stolen via satellite from Mexico, Guatemala, Taiwan, and the United States. This is why I can get ESPN, ESPN2, ESPNnews, ESPNdeportes, NBC, ABC, Fox, NFL network, NBA network, BigTen network. I'm not complaining about any of this, but to think of how much money they are making for pirating everything from other countries is a bit crazy.
  • BTL (Belize Telemedia Limited)- This is the big drama doing on right now. BTL used to be the only phone company in Belize. It was owned by some guy named Mr. Ashcroft. Ashcroft is worth more money than the entire GDP of Belize. With that much money, you can see how he has some power. A few years ago, another phone company started up. SMART phones is now the company to be with. The tricky part is, Ashcroft owns this too. BTL just kept it under wraps for a bit. Most people couldn't figure out how SMART was operating and why BTL was letting them use all their towers. Now it all makes sense. The problem began when I arrived in Belize. The same week, the government of Belize took over BTL and made it government property. As you can imagine, this was big news. Good news for us because now there was huge competition. The now government run BTL was lowering prices trying to get customers and SMART just kept lowering their prices too giving free credit to anyone who bought some. I loved it. Then the news hit on Friday that BTL was now allowing SMART to use its lines anymore. The same lines that BTL (when owned by Ashcroft) paid for. This meant that all international phone calls are cut off. Being a SMART customer, this means that there will be no phone calls to family for Thanksgiving or no calls to my brother on his birthday.

Until a few years back, there only used to be 1 bus line for the entire country as well. There is only 1 nationally recognized newspaper. I guess this is to be expected from a third world country, but it doesn't have to be. The most depressing part is that it's not like people don't want to start their own businesses and compete. It is allowed, but the government has allowed through corrupt lawmaking only a few to survive and flourish. Starting a business to compete now would be harder than a Mom-n-Pop Shop to take over Walmart. The amount of resources is alarming. Then the situation like BTL happens that seems great because it will force competition, but instead of competing, it has turned into an all out war where no one may be allowed to benefit from the service.

All these monopolies really restrict the amount of money that the average Belizean can make. Not only that, but the amount of restrictions that are already in place in relation to commerce limit Belize enough. Everything is taxed. This is why even though I am about 4 miles from the Mexican border, its impossible to get tequila without paying an arm and a leg. Its a bit over the top. Belize is the arguably the most expensive country in all of Central America due to the monopolistic practices and the high taxes it places on all foreign goods. And they wonder why they have such a problem with people smuggling in everything from beer to tomatoes to even toilet paper from Mexico and Guatemala. I'd say when your citizens are smuggling things like toilet paper and not using it to sell, but to use, that you have a problem in your country in terms of how much money you are trying to make off your own people. So despite all the luxuries that I do benefit from, there are plenty of internal problems that exist that I cant even really understand.

My "Hokie Pokie Dance"

The winter here is rapidly approaching. Last week I saw a woman wearing ear muffs. The children show up to school each day in sweaters and hats. I wake up to my host family talking about how they couldn't sleep the night before because they were shivering all night and couldn't get warm.

I think the lowest the temperature has gone is maybe 60 degrees.

I have never closed my windows and still often sleep without any blankets because I get hot. The one thing I have stopped relying as heavily on as a crutch is my beloved fan. I still consider the fan my best friend in the country of Belize. When I move out on my own in the next week, I will feel like Im cheating on my one true love when I have to buy a new fan of my own. It was never mine anyway, just my "sweetheart" for the time being. (A sweetheart is what is referred to as the 2nd girlfriend down here because men so often have more than one. The second one is sweeter... men.)

The hardest part of my day is the dreaded shower. Its a bitter sweet moment really. I used to love them. It was the only cool part of my day. I still I sweat in the shower when it's hot. Now it has turned more into the Hokie Pokie. It goes a little something like this...

I step into the shower. I get myself psyched up. Take a few deep breaths. Look at the red valve on the wall and think about the decision I'm about to make. Sometimes I reach down and touch my toes and stretch. repeat. I always find myself looking at the red valve and taking deep breaths before finally turning it and sealing my fate.

The water comes on but doesn't touch me. I'm lucky enough to have a block of concrete to take a shower in where I can face the water to the wall and only small drops of water get on me. The worst part hasn't even begun yet. Now comes the Hokie Pokie.

I put my right hand in, I take my right hand out. I put my left hand in and I shake it all about. This doesn't usually help at all. All my skin is just tightening everywhere and I immediately turn into the 3 year old kid standing on the edge of the swimming pool refusing to jump in ready to scream blood murder to anyone willing to listen.

I put my left foot in, I take my left foot out. Right foot in, and shake it all about. This proceeds to the arms, then the calves and thighs. If I'm feeling confident I'll dip my head in. I usually stand there for about 2 minutes thinking of what to do next. When I have come back from the initial shock, I think I am ready. I wet my hair and do the shampoo thing. My entire torso is still dry. I then wash my legs and arms delaying at all costs what lies ahead. Then it is time.

I take a step forward and every cell in my molecular body shrinks instantly but at the same time it is so refreshing that I stay. I wash up and by this time my body is used to it and its not so bad. Not so bad at all.

The alternatives are easy. I could wash myself with some warm water in a bucket. Some even call those "bucket baths" but that would be too easy. I made a stupid bet with myself when I got here in Belize that I wouldn't be taking a hot shower for 2 years. Well, 100 days in, I am still faithful to my word. More because I have yet to find a hot shower, but I also have been too lazy to warm a pot of water on the stove. I prefer to dance in the shower thankful that no one can see me, knowing they would do the same thing if they were in my shoes.

The biggest decision of my day is turning the red valve. We have a love/hate relationship, or should I say hot/cold?

The Curse of the "Bad Eye"

My host mom, Anita, celebrated her 54th birthday this weekend. It was a grand celebration that included BBQ and a good meal. Everyone sang songs and then quickly left. The reason they left was that 2 of the 5 grandchildren needed to go to the hospital. The family was terribly sick. All of them were running a fever and Kayshaleen, the 3 yr old, was vomiting. I did my best to stay away from them for the most part for my own health.

After they left, I asked what they thought they had. They said they thought Abelito (9) may have Dengue Fever and they wanted to get him tested because he had nothing wrong with him besides a fever and his bones hurt. These are symptoms of the Fever, but also of so many other things. This wasn't nearly as interesting as the story that was coming about the curse of the "bad eye." It goes a little something like this:

Anytime a child is seen by a drunk, or an outcast of society, they can often be given the "bad eye," meaning that he looked at them and put a curse on them. The child often gets really sick and doctors can not explain what is wrong. If nothing is done, the baby can often die of the curse. There are only a few ways to help the child once they have been cursed with the "bad eye." My family was worried that Kayshaleen had been given the "bad eye" that day by a man at the market that was looking at her, who was drunk.

The only way to cure the baby of the spell is to find the man that gave her the curse and have him hold the baby. The problem with this is, often times, the family doesn't know who the man was that gave the child the sickness. If they do know, and can find him, then if he holds the baby, the sickness is cured and the baby will be fine. However, this is extremely hard to do.

The only other way to save the child is to find someone that can cure children. We just so happen to have one woman in our village that knows how. You must take the child to this woman, and she will go fetch a hen. We will wait for the hen to pass an egg. Once a fresh egg has been passed, the egg must be cracked over the baby's forehead. The egg then takes the "bad eye" away. It's almost like the yoke of the eye has the power to heal, but only from this special woman and only with a fresh egg produced from a hen.

While I may not be a total believer, I have been told stories from people in the village that swear it is true. My host sister Malanie was telling me about Abelito when he was only a few months old. He came down with this horrible sickness and wouldn't move. She was living in Independence at the time and called her mom in Yo Creek after going to 2 doctors and they told her there was nothing they could do. My host mom went to fetch the woman who cures the "bad eye" and they drove to Independence right away. After the egg had been broken over Abelito's head, he fell fast asleep and woke up a few hours later happy as can be. She says she remembered seeing a man pass her on the street and look at her baby. She thinks this is the man that gave the spell to her baby that almost killed him.

It seems as if everyone I have talked to knows of this tradition of the "bad eye." Not everyone thinks it is true, but so far it seems as though everyone believes it. When children seem to get sick for no reason, this is usually the culprit. Sometimes they are lucky enough to find the man that gave them the spell, other times they are not. I guess we are just lucky to have someone in Yo Creek that can save our babies.

After telling me their testimonies, they always ask if I believe them. I tell them I believe them, but I'm not sure if I believe in the "bad eye." There is no use in me telling them they are wrong, and for all I know they are right.

Regardless, one thing is universal. Any child that is sick doesn't seem to understand why they feel that way and depend on their parents to make it all better. No matter the culture, race, religion, or location this seems to be a universal truth.

Questions I've been asked

I love to hear the stereotypes that people have of our country in the USA, but until now have I never found it funnier than to hear some of the questions that I have been asked since arriving in Yo Creek. They include:

  • Do you have a moon in the US?

My response was "yes," but I found it extremely hard not to laugh. How was she to know? It's a perfectly logical question if you dont know.

  • Does air conditioning make you obese?

This was I did laugh out loud because my audience was one that I felt comfortable with that I wouldnt hurt their feelings. There is only one place in the entire village where air conditioning is at and that is my computer lab. Then they see the big American coming out of it everyday and it seems like a perfectly logical question. My answer was that it didnt cause obesity but it probably didnt help it either and then went into the whole debate of calories in vs. calories burned.

  • Did you know that water is bad for you?

This was asked because they think I drink an absurd amount of water. I'd estimate that is around 1 gallon per day, sometimes more, sometimes less. People in my family may drink 1 glass of water per day, but they even it out with about 10 Coca-colas per day. Im not sure which one is worse. Water or Coke? It doesnt have high fructose corn syrup in it like the US, but water is a main ingredient. Doesnt that mean that too much Coke is bad for you too? Eh, never mind, I guess I'll just continue to drink water and hope that I dont die.

  • How will you eat when there is no woman to cook for you?

I have no idea! Yo Creek has no restaurants so I will be lost when it comes to food. I may have to hire out someone every day because we all know that men are incapable of cooking food. At least good food that is. If they only knew how I really felt about a question like this on so many levels, but the language barrier and my persistence not to judge keeps me quiet.

  • Where did you learn to run so fast?

This I just find hilarious after beating a bunch of 9 year olds in a race. I wish I could say that I felt good about myself afterwards but really, I was just the bully who was twice their age showing them that I can run. Forget all about how my legs are twice as long as theirs, and we all know I have short legs which just tells you how small they are.

  • Do you know Lebron James? Do you know Barack Obama?

This was hard because here, everyone really does know everyone. Our taxi driver in Belmopan asked us what we were doing one night, we told him going to Independence and trying to catch a water taxi to Placencia. No worries, his uncle lived there and he could give us a ride. The Kevin Bacon 6 degrees of separation is no more than 3 degrees here for the entire country. Just because I live in the same country doesnt mean I get to play 1 on 1 with Lebron and kick it in the Oval Office with the President. It's a shame though.

Im sure questions like these will continue to pop up and I will try my best to post them to the blog when I remember. I can only imagine the more people I meet, the better they will get.

Same Songs, New Twist

I may have finally broken through last night to Coralis, the 4 year old that lives with me. She usually challenges me to a staring contest of sorts where I ask her questions in both English and Spanish and she responds to none. Yesterday during lunch, I kept saying "tardes" (afternoon) to her until she would respond. It only took about 30 times. Finally she screamed "TARDES TIO KEVIN." Tio means uncle in Spanish. It was cute. Little did I know that I had just forced a 4 year old to be my best friend and I will now never get away from her. She is the best Spanish teacher I have had yet. She asked me the name of every person in my family that I havent even met yet, what color was their hair, how old they were, and if they had a radio. It was priceless.

She then began to show me how she is learning new songs in school. She is in preschool so there are plenty of songs she learns. Many of them are similar or the same that we would learn except for a few minor adjustments.

The famous ABC song is pretty much the same. It goes something like this:

"ABCDEFG... WUXY and Z teacher teacher dont lash me, because I know my ABCs, next time won't you sing with me"

Then there is Happy Birthday in English which I had never heard of before. Almost the same, but different.

"Happy Birthday tia Rosi,
Happy Birthday tia Rosi,
Happy Birthday tiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ROSI,
May we wish you many more."

I dont really think that anyone sings it like this, but it was a cute adlib for a 4 year old that she continued to sing for about an hour straight. Once I get my camera, I'll be sure to get a video of it and post it.

"Gringo Tax"

For the past month, I have been looking into finding a place to rent so that I can actually be a big kid and live on my own for 2 years instead of leeching off a family and living such an "easy" life as some would say. Now, I want to be able to do all the stuff that regular people do like make food, wash dishes, and clean up after themselves. It's going to be "rough."

Originally, I was told there are no places in Yo Creek to rent. Then within the past week, there have been about 4 places pop up out of nowhere with rooms or houses available. Keep in mind this is a village so things are very cheap. Peace Corps gives us about $100usd a month for rent but doesn't expect us to actually use all of it unless we are being ripped off. I never thought they would try so hard to do just that.

House #1 original offer was $150bz per month. There are additional charges like water, electricity, and maintenance of the yard. It is a 2 story house and I would live on the ground level below the family that owns the house. It has 2 bedrooms, a bathroom and shower. Nice living if you ask me.

House #2 was only $100bz per month but it wasn't quite finished yet. Only had 1 bedroom and the bathroom is a latrine (outhouse) with an outside shower. Nothing wrong with this besides the fact that it was very small and I'd like more space. I might as well be picky if I can be.

House #3 is currently being rented by a Japanese volunteer named Yumi. JICA is the Japanese equivalent of Peace Corps. She leaves in March. Its a nice house with 2 stories. I would live above the family. We'll come back to #3.

House #4 was just finished this past week. The nicer of the 4, with 2 bedrooms, a bathroom with tile floor and a ceiling fan (a rare find in Belize). We went yesterday during the afternoon to check it out. The woman said that we'd have to come back later to talk to her husband about the price. No problem.

We come back around 7 to have a little chat. On the bike ride there, Damian (my fellow teacher/facilitator) tells me that realistically I should never pay more than $100bz to rent a house in Yo Creek unless it is huge. We arrive, the guy takes one look at me and assumes I understand none of the conversation. I may not be able to speak as well as I'd like, but I'm starting to realize I can pick up on most conversations and I'm far from dumb. His initial price was $300bz a month which includes nothing. Electricity, water, furniture would all be separate. I almost laughed in his face. We told him how much others were charging and he said he'd be willing to go as low as $275bz per month and throw in a table that I can use. What a guy.

No thank you. He seemed upset that we would turn him down. We went on back to house #1 to let them know that Peace Corps would come by soon to check on the house. She then told me that they talked it over and were willing to cut me a deal of everything included for $250bz per month. I started doing the math. Electricity was about $15 per month, water was $7, yard was $20 and if I wanted it cable is $20. That's only $62 a month. She wants to charge me $100 for that. When I wrote down the numbers for her and showed her that it would only be about $212 a month instead of $250 she seemed disappointed that her trick didn't work.

Now, just for fun, we decided to ride our bikes over to House #3. We were riding our bikes for adventure after all and it was only about 100 yards away. Nothing in Yo Creek is really too far away. They tell us that Yumi is leaving in March and that the house will be available. Only problem is JICA sets up a contract for 2 years that pays the family $415 a month! This is absurd and probably a good reason why people want to charge me so much. Yumi has no idea what JICA pays the family. She moved to Yo Creek and the house was already set up for her. Peace Corps makes us find our own housing. I think it has its pros and cons each way. Needless to say, I dont think house #3 will ever be mine.

Something I am quickly learning, and am not surprised by is the color barrier that exists in Belize. I have talked to many other PCVs and this seems to be the problem in most places. Usually the villages dont get it nearly as bad because there arent as many Gringos running around with money. The color barrier Im talking about is not as much about white vs. people of color, but more about green.

White = Green. Or so it seems. Regardless if you tell someone you are a volunteer or not, or the fact that you work at the school their children attend, they think you have money. This is to be expected. Missionaries flood the country often just giving out hand outs, praying for people, staying for a few weeks and leaving. To stereotype, most of these missionaries are white.

Damian told me that before he moved into the house he is living in now a family of 8 lived in it. I wouldnt call this a huge house but it has 2 bedrooms and is slightly larger than any of the houses I have been looking at with a bathroom and huge backyard with a fence. This family of 8 before him paid $40bz per month and they were kicked out because they couldnt afford it. Even Damian was finding it shocking how much people were trying to charge.

I am not discouraged by this "Gringo Tax" that is put on me. I have benefited enough in my life already due to my white privilege. It's actually kind of eye opening to see what the other side lives like. To be stereotyped and judged based on something so trivial is actually becoming real. I feel as if I could react in a few ways. I could just pay whatever price they offer me and shut my mouth, I could negotiate a bit and then find a happy medium, or I could throw a Gringo fit.

I think I will go with the middle ground here and try to negotiate. I dont expect to pay what Belizeans pay. I think I'd be happy with paying double what Belizeans pay. The Gringo temper tantrum option seems fun, but will get me nowhere. Especially when I am trying to integrate into a community. I was told by someone else to say, "Listen, Im a volunteer, we dont get a lot of money and I think it is rude to charge me as much money as you are trying to charge me. I am here to help you and you are stopping me from doing it effectively." As I remember this "advice" given to me, I realize even more how bad this advice is.

I am asked to be here be the community. Mostly by the school I work at. However, not everyone in the community has any idea who I am or what I entail. It is rude of me to assume people know who I am because I am the sole white person in town. Why would I receive special treatment because I can wear a t-shirt that says Peace Corps on it? To them, I am just another Gringo. Just some other tourist coming in to take their land, steal their money, and water down their culture.

Before I even begin to complain about petty prices that in the long run wont mean that much, I would prefer to make relationships with those in the village to show that I am not here to profit from them. This cant be shown in a few weeks, maybe not even in a few months but this is hopefully why I am here for 2 years. Any outsider coming in has no right to expect preferential treatment regardless of the t-shirt they wear. Most Belizeans dont even pay attention to t-shirts (this is proven by older men wearing "world's sexiest mom" shirts). All you are to them is another outsider until you prove otherwise.

Perhaps even more in the village than in the towns, respect is earned. Families are tight. It's not easy for anyone outside to be granted permission in. It takes time. It takes patience. And I assume it might take a lot of minor disappointments, but with enough energy and persistence I may just become a "Yo Creequeno" like my host mom says.

STANDFAST!

They have been telling us for months that there are two seasons in Belize: rainy and dry. Rainy season usually lasts from June-November and the dry season is December-May. Give or take a month. The difference has been that until the last few days, it has rarely rained and many have said it was one of the driest rainy seasons in a very long time. Somehow I think Al Gore warned must have been right.

I brought this nice rain jacket here because someone told us it rains all the time. I have carried it for roughly 77 of the 80 we have been in country. It has only rained 3 days during the day where I've been. I'm assuming you can guess just which 3 days it rained.

But today, I am ready! Yesterday I witnessed some of the hardest rains I've ever seen in my entire life that have been fairly consistent for the past few days. Why is all the rain coming now? That's an easy answer: It's still hurricane season. The Caribbean has a new friend named Ida hanging out right now.

Currently Tropical Storm Ida, but formerly Hurricane Ida, is messing around with Nicaragua. She goes back and forth between tropical storm and a hurricane like women go from the blue dress to the red dress. We wont even get into shoes. Current projections say she will take a dip back in the sea tomorrow to gain some strength then cruise up the coast before making landfall again around Cancun, Mexico. The course just so happens to be Belize's coastline. hoo-ra Belize.

Now don't get all worried, Peace Corps has a safety plan for everything. Probably too much to be honest, but its for our own good. They have different stages of safety. They are:

  • All Clear - Just any regular day where nothing is going on
  • Standfast- Danger is lurking and we are not allowed to go anywhere. Sit waiting for further instructions. Report to your warden your location (there is 1 warden in each district that reports every one's location to PC).
  • Partial Consolidation- Everyone meets at a consolidation point in their district and waits together for further instruction.
  • Full Consolidation- They bring every PCV in the country to Belmopan and put us up in the luxurious Gar Den City Hotel until everything is back to "All Clear."

Currently, we are at Standfast waiting for instruction. Don't be worried, I have a Leatherman and I think I know how to use it. I have my trusty rain jacket too!

Everyone in Belize right now doesn't seem to be worried, so I will let my paranoia come from them. All the kids still run around, the teachers are smiling, life is good. "Belize is a blessed place," says my principal. I guess I'll believe her.

Basically this is nothing, but I'm still new here so it's exciting to me. In a few months, Standfast will be some joke until the next thing happens and real action begins. I do not wish to see anything too serious because we all know those who lose out the most will not be Peace Corps. It will be those who have the least and live closest to the sea. Most things are all fun and games to us, but the truth is that people's lives could be at stake. Houses may be destroyed, roofs will have to be replaced, crops will be ruined, and we will all be safe and sound inside a hotel room.

It's the biggest contradiction to Peace Corps' mission of integration into a community. Send Americans there to support a community until they need it most, then pull them out to be with the rest of the gringos. Sure, it's about safety, but it's still not fair.

So for now, I will Standfast with my community in Yo Creek, and wait for further instructions.